The Epic Journey (Part 2)

16 hours in. N o food....no sleep....and a viscous headache and I still have two flights to go. When I got off the plane from my eight hour flight we were immediately on the move...I darted to catch up with a group of blue jackets...I cannot imagine anything more scary that being alone in a ginormous foreign airport by myself. We made our way across the airport to customs where they didn't even give us a second glance. We then picked up ALL of our bags at the carousel. Once our group got every last suitcase we pushed, drug, and rolled our suitcases to the nearest airport map. My heart dropped to my knees when I saw where the next terminal was. A long walk and two small train rides away.

(My Terminal) I decided to face the 1 mile walk to the next terminal with two suitcases WITHOUT a cart....bad choice. Halfway through our journey those who chose carts had to ditch them. You know those annoying poles that prevent carts going places? Yes they were everywhere. And escalators. Do you know how hard it is to drag two suitcases and two carryon's up two little stairs? Not as hard as the girl who had four suitcases! This girl Melissa had a HUGE duffel that weighed 70 pounds. The strap broke in the middle of our walk and she literally dragged it the entire way to the baggage checking point. I have to admit when we boarded the small train I wasn't expecting it to go 130 miles per hour. I goes from 0 to 60 in 4 seconds. The jolt was so incredible the girl in front of me toppled into my suitcases which caused them to send me flailing to the ground. The French thought this was quite amusing. I did not.

(From Escalator) When we finally navigated to the bag checking desk we found out that in the Paris Airport all check ins are electronic. I put my passport in...once...twice...three times....Nothing. I was in tears almost instantaneously. Whether it was the extreme exhaustion or the inability to speak to anyone I don't know, what I do know is that it caused the airport staff to feel extremely bad for me. They ended up just checking my bags in free and sending me past security. Yay for crying(I must have looked super pathetic!)

This is the point where I had my first taste of France. I had Jambon et Rasin Pain and a chilled Citron. This is fancy talk for Ham on Raisin bread with a lemonade(in France everything sounds FANCY!). It. Was. Delicious. Even if it was airport food.

(The Cafe I ate at) The next two flights were kind of a blur to me. I slept through most of the first one. I was so exhausted I boarded the plane and put my seat belt on (mom be proud!)and promptly fell asleep. I cannot even remember waking up. What I do remember is that when I woke up there was almost no one on the plane. Feel free to laugh. Thankfully my next gate was not far from the one I got off. The two hour lay over was just painful. I could not sleep because I could possibly sleep right through my flight. So I sat up watching War Horse on my ipod. It just made me more depressed. The last flight was the same as the first...except the seats were really small and I was stuck in a window seat. No prob. I'll just sleep.

(Air France) Now here is where it gets really funny. When I finally walk down those final stairs to meet my family with open arms. There is no one to be seen....except a very weird old lady that smelled like onions. Don't worry the onion lady did not take me home. I wandered around to the baggage carousel and grab my bags...then I wander back to the front....wait 5 minutes...10 minutes....15 minutes....20 minutes....tears are coming....no Emily Anne calm down....look for information desk....ask where pay phones are....FOR GOD SAKE DO SOMETHING PRODUCTIVE!!!!!! I marched over to the information desk and asked to pay phones in my broken French. The lady was nice and she told me she could call my family for me. I was about to give her the number when a voice came from behind. "No not necessary. She is mine." My thought at this moment......???????? Behind me is a small man standing in front of thirteen people. Six Rotarian's, three members of my first host family, and three people from my second host family...and Philippe Baumon the District Chairman. I am accosted with hugs and double kisses. Everyone is speaking French to me. I felt faint. It turned out that They thought I was coming from Paris because my host father forgot the itinerary I sent to him. Whoops. I get in the car and my journey is finally over. Good bye planes, annoying flight attendants, and bad in-flight movies. Until next year....until next year.

(Driving away from Biarritz)

The Epic Journey (like the Odyssey or the Aniead)

I am writing now from what only could be called the greatest marathon of all international travel. Here is a quick run down of my current schedule: 0330 Awaken from my dead slumber to drag myself down to the San Diego International 0630 My flight leaves for Phoenix and I fight off an ominous case of the “sleepies” (the sleepies can only be described as the intense desire your brain has for sleep while your body does not allow said sleep) 0745 Flight lands in Phoenix 0800 We are still not at our gate and my flight has started boarding 0810 Panic ensues 0815 I push my way past three couples and run to my next gate…like a crazy maniac. 0825 I am the last person to board my plane…literally 0830 The plane takes off for Charlotte 1030 Times get sketchy here because there is a time change…..I decide to nap through my confusion 1230 I am on a window seat and I desperately have to go to the little girls room…. My neighbors are not happy 1530 Land in Charlotte…realize I have not yet eaten today. 1545 Realize how big Charlotte is…stomach grumbles 1546 Realize my gate is D13 and I am at A4. Panic ensues 1550 Meet two exchange students on my way to my next gate 1640 Depart Charlotte….I think I feel a cold coming on?!?!?! 1645-2045 Continuous movie playing with no sleep So here I am sitting in the largest plane I have ever seen writing my feelings. Feeling #1 I am so grateful my mother did this for me…. I miss her already. Feeling #2 My lips are super dry. I am about to embark on one of the most defining experiences in my life…. And I can think of is I wish I knew more French…. Oh well what is school for anyways? Now I will make a list of the funniest things that have happened so far on my flights 1. I had my back pack on my back and I was walking through the aisle and I turned around to talk to the flight attendant and I promptly whacked some poor old lady in the face with my bag. She wasn’t hurt just slightly stunned by the sudden cloth to face ratio. 2. When I was getting on my international flight the flight attendant actually asked me if I new what a visa was…..I responded with “I should hope so because I have one.” 3. When I was getting on my first flight I was trying to stuff my beautifully packed carry on into the overhead bin when a flight attendant came over and snatched it from my hands and whisked it away to be checked…..goodbye delicious See’s candy I was looking forward to eating. 4. While sitting in one of my seats I felt a mysterious dripping only to find out it was coffee that had spilled in the overhead apartment directly above my head. I smell like cappuccino…maybe not a bad thing? 5. While going through security the zipper on my pants broke….Just imagine me running through the airport one hand on pants (pleading with them not to fall down) one hand on baggage…..its frightening. My journey is not nearly over…..not even close I have two more commuter planes from Paris to Leon and then to Biarritz. Part 2 of the Epic journey tomorrow

Visa....Mercy PLEASE

I used to believe that child birth is the most difficult thing in a women's life.....I was completely off the mark...it is definitely obtaining a visa from the French government. Besides the in-person consulate visit, that requires a great deal of sweat and tears to arrange and appear at, there is about 100 pages of documents that need to be gathered and collated. From health and insurance to bank records you name it people I gave it to the French consulate. I think I even drug in our kitchen sink for inspection. Here is the good news.....drum roll please......I got my visa! But here are some mistakes I made on the way to getting it:

1. Listening to my travel agent. To all you kids out there who want to get a visa and your parents are divorced.....don't listen to your travel agent when she says "you don't need the divorce papers!" You need them. Without a doubt you need them. They want to be really super sure you are not skipping out on your country without both your parents fully realizing your gone. Not France, try somewhere like Bosnia or a small out lying Indonesian island if your trying to run away. 2. Drive up to L.A. the night before your in person interview at 11:00 PM Oh no you didn't.... I am embarrassed to say Oh yes we did. I am sure the consulate people thought my bloodshot eyes were beautiful. 3. Schedule your appointment for 9:00 AM For some places this might not be a problem....but with rush hour L.A. traffic your going to want a nice afternoon appointment. 4. Wait until the day of your appointment to try to figure out what the building looks like. I know the address...I really thought that was enough. NO. Get a picture people. We drove past it twice. and unfortunately that made us late and made me burst into a hysterical crying fit. Which made my eyes blood shots and watery..... 5. Wear a warm sweater when it is 90 degrees and the French visa office makes you stand outside. I am pretty sure I sweated through my sweater....I was so disgusted I tried to throw it away.... Now here are some things you should do when visiting the French consulate. 1. SPEAK FRENCH I know. I know. Everyone says it and in your simple teenage mind you think there cant possibly be a way it could affect your candidacy. Well simple teenage mind you. have. been. officially. blow. Four words in french got me in after I was late to my appointment: Je parle en Francais. The rather large black security guard melted like an ice cream cone in a L.A. summer. He even asked me if I WAS FRENCH. Why yes I am officer thank you for noticing...... 2. Have ALL your documents collated. They are not kidding kids. They really want them in the order they have them in on the website. The guys next to me was sent away.....:( (The girl he was with had an unusually large mole on her face and did NOT look friendly)Thankfully my attendant was polite and blessedly patient.... 3. Wear a pretty dress I think this is good advice for everyday....it just makes you feel more confident. I went in and I looked and felt like they were going to approve my visa...and they could probably tell. Just look nice they are more willing to give you a little slack. 4. Fix your hair This goes for boys and girls. THEY WILL TAKE YOUR PICTURE FOR THE VISA....BEWARE OR BAD HAIR. You are going to have that puppy for a long time. Try to look good, maybe some earrings, a couple curlers, some heavy duty hairspray.....anything to make your pic look good. I am proud to say mie turned out just the way I wanted it to! Yay. 5. Be nice and thank everyone. I was the only person in the place who thanked the security guard when we left. He said thank you and called me "Mon Cherie". This is a pretty good indicator that he is really under appreciated in his position. Although they might be tough on the outside those Frechies want to be appreciated just as much as everyone else.....seriously just thank them! The task and of the visa caused my nails to be bitten to stubs, a serious crying fit, and A LOT tension within my entire family....but it is oddly all worth it. I am now able to go on a year long adventure! It might look like the impossible task with an annoying version of the song "the final countdown" playing in the backround....but trust me the rewards you will reap will be price less! Au Revoir for now, Emily Anne By the way....that is a picture of the consulates door....it was super intimidating!

A family......Oh boy

We are now about to enter phase 2 of Emilee's Travels. I have just received my final destination. I am going to Bayonne France! I have a wonderful host family, the Halary's, and they have made this whole visa process worth everything! My parents are Blanca and Francois(such a French name I LOVE IT i think I might rename myself for France something, you know more fitting like Claire or Joan of Arc....) and they have five children two girls and three boys. The two girls are already off to college and an exchange in Japan so I have the opportunity of living with BOYS FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE!!!

Sure it will be me blazing new trails for the Dellinger clan....but someone has to do it. I do have some concerns like: 1. Do boys smell as bad as everyone says? 2. Do guys really like watching things like spike tv and the Jersey Shore (*shudder) 3. Do they always talk about stuff like video games like xcube and gametoys? (I have literally never even played on these thing my mother believes it promoted the stupid in our youth....) 4. Do stupid and bizarre things like jumping off roofs and into giant mud puddles? 5. Do they all like getting dirty? 6.Do they really like to watch things blow up? These are things I have observed and I am slightly concerned about....seeing as I don't enjoy doing any of these things (though I have had a dangerous addiction to the new "Snookie and Jwow show....I have to admit its kind of addictive) Back to France. I am very excited....I will have more on my visa process (the long arduous, tedious, mountain of a task) very soon. Au Revoir for now. Emily Anne